Comebacks to Pick up lines.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

Man: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.

Man: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
You say: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must've been given your share.

Man: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.

Hahha... if i was a girl I'd definitely use these.